What are puns? Well to put it simply they are playing on words that are made by words that sound similar but have a different meaning. Bad puns are a great way of having a hearty chuckle while in a conversation with someone, bad puns do not indicate that they are bad, it is just a way of putting that they are cheesy, for puns are all great if used well and on point.
You can use puns in your conversation with people especially if you trying to impress someone, but be careful with puns they need to said at the correct time, they are no different from a comedy play it is planned but the timing and delivery of the jokes make all the difference.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
- How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
- You really shouldn’t be intimidated by advanced math…it’s easy as pi!
- My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!
- What did the hamburger name it’s baby? Patty!
- Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
- One lung said to another…we be-lung together!
- Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
- I used to go fishing with Skrillex. But he kept dropping the bass!
Really bad puns
You will also find some really bad and really bad puns we have included them in our post so as to give you a heads-up of what you should stay away from. For Example, let’s say a person is doing stand-up comedy o is just having a conversation with you and he says that he hates all the people with the name John, now you will be thinking why is so. And he says that it was a John Diss as in jaundice.
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!
- I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii!
- What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee!
- Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
- My girlfriend thought I’d never be able to make a car out of spaghetti… You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta!
- Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!
- What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick? Put it on my bill!
- I just found out that I’m color blind. The news came completely out of the green!
- What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi!
- Whenever I undress in the bathroom… My shower gets turned on!
Bad Christmas Puns
It is the season of Christmas and Christmas puns are trending so be aware of bad Christmas puns as it will leave a bad impression, a really bad one. Then you can’t Blame Mr. Santa Claws for it. Well, I just showed you the example of how to integrate puns to make it seamless and fluent.
- “All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.”
- “Let’s have a jingle ball tonight!”
- “Resting Grinch face.”
- “What’s up, my Grinches.”
- “I’m a gangsta wrappa”
- “She my wrap queen, let her hit the bando”
- “But wait—there’s myrrh.”
- “Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.”
- “The Christmas alphabet has noel.”
- “Your presents is requested.”
- “Yule be sorry.”
Bad jokes and Puns
Well, the difference between great jokes and puns and bad jokes and puns is just the difference between delivery timing and how well you have integrated the pun in your sentence. And you can see it in our post as we have compiled some bad puns to illustrate to you what not to say.
- I was walking through a quarry…I said to the foreman, “That sure is a big rock!”
- “Boulder,” he corrected me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, “THAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!!“
- My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
- Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
- What did syrup to the waffle? I love you a waffle lot!
- Who is the penguin’s favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!
- I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!
- What should a lawyer always wear to a court? A good lawsuit!
- Somebody stole all my lamps….and I couldn’t be more de-lighted!
- My wife refuses to go to a nude beach with me…I think she’s just being clothes-minded!
- The quickest way to make antifreeze? Just steal her blanket!
- Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!
- What do you do with chemists when they die? Barium!
Bad star wars puns
Some famous puns are from the Star Wars series so we also went ahead compiled a list of bad star wars puns. You can access all our posts without paying anything. Yes, you read it absolutely right it is free, so don’t forget to go through other posts where you can find some amazing content all for free.
- Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
- Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
- Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.
- Is BB hungry?
- How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Xmas?
He felt his presents.
- Why did Kylo Ren chase Rey through the forest?
He probably just wanted a girlfriend. After all, he’d Ben Solo for so long.
- How does Wicket get around Endor?
- What do you call a pirate droid?
- What do Gungans put things in?
- What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Funny Puns to Tell on a Whim
Sharing a bunch of puns will always make people laugh, which is what we all need during the current situation of the world. So, we say do share the puns that you find hilarious to your friends and make them have a great laugh.
- I’m no cheetah…you’re lion!
- Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar…You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence!
- Never date someone cross-eyed… You’ll always catch them seeing other people on the side!
- What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? “Hey, close the door! I’m dressing!”
- Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!
- How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
- Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they’re having trouble installing Windows!
- That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
- I’ve started sleeping in our fireplace. Now I sleep like a log!
- I have a few jokes about unemployed people… But none of them work!
Bad puns are how eye roll
So, such kind of puns doesn’t make people laugh. Especially if you are participating in the world pun championship or when you are trying to impress a girl, I can assure you that it would be a big mistake as bad puns are how eye roll.
- Every soccer player’s favourite beverage? Penal-tea!
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay. He woke up!
- What do you call an overweight psychic? A four-chin teller!
- Why do eggs hate jokes? The answer cracks them up!
- I used to wonder why Frisbees looked bigger the closer they came… And then it hit me!
- Two egotists started a fight. It was an I for an I!
- I’m glad I know sign language. It can come in pretty handy!
- Looks tasty. Gimme a pizza that.
- Cactus puns are simply succulent.
- A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes!
- I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning… But I mist my chance. I guess I could dew it tomorrow!
- Why did the scientist install a knocker on his front door. He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
- My dad unfortunately passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
- Did you hear about the guy who had his left leg and left arm amputated after a car crash? He’s all right now!
- I became a vegetarian. Huge missed-steak!
- What should you call an average potato? A commen-tator!
- I bought some shoes on the drug black market…I don’t know what they’re laced with, but I’ve been tripping all day!
- Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink!
- I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought… “That’s the last thing I need!”
- I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
- Bad puns…it’s how eye roll.
- Why did the grizzly hate this article? He can’t bear puns!
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