The Most Popular Funny Love Quotes For Him Or Her

Are you looking for funny quotes about life, love, and relationships? If yes then you are in the right place, Take a look at our collection of funny love quotes that will make you laugh.

There are few connections i.e (friends, parents, wife, children, etc) in humans life that is highly connected with their emotions and maintain sensitive values. Among these relations, there is a relation of love that can be expressed in countless ways. One way of showing these cute and lovely emotions with funny love quotes. These jokes then take a form of quotes and used by many couples and lovers. 

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Funny love quotes are often seen over the internet nowadays and get high hits from the people on social media sites and other forums and communities. These quotes are not just about the love between couples but these Quotes also express the love between friends and families.

Cute funny love quotes
Cute funny love quotes
  • A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  • If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something. Fran Lebowitz
  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield
  • What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. Rodney Dangerfield
  • Marriage…it’s not a word, it’s a sentence. Rodney Dangerfield
  • Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. Albert Einstein
Funny love quotes from movies
Funny love quotes from movies
  • I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
  • My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor. Elayne Boosler
  • Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Jackie Mason
  • Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller
  • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Oscar Wilde
  • Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed. Oscar Wilde
  • A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. Woodrow Wyatt


Human beings tend to find faults, and that generates overthinking, and stress is the by-product of all. Fun Quotes is help you to learn that take it lightly all your problems and don’t be panic. Some Funny life Quotes show that you don’t need to be serious all the time and what is the importance of each side of life.

Love fight quotes and sayings
Love fight quotes and sayings
  • You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. Ethel Barrymore
  • If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done. Ludwig Wittgenstein
  • Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. Edward de Bono
  • The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven. Mark Twain
  • I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells. Dr. Seuss
  • When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other. Alan Alda
  • Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. Erma Bombeck
  • And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. G.K. Chesterton
  • My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world. George Bernard Shaw
  • Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keep friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment. Greenville Kleisser
  • Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. Isaac Asimov
  • Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. James Thurber
  • Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. James Thurber
  • Humor is a universal language. Joel Goodman
  • I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
Funny quotes for boyfriend
Funny quotes for boyfriend
  • I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. Steven Wright
  • Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’ Steven Wright
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Steven Wright

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Funny movie quotes
Funny movie quotes
  • Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.-Oscar Wilde
  • I love you as a fat kid loves cake.-Scott Adams
  • Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.-Richard Jeni
  • Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.-30 Rock
  • It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.-Lucille Ball
  • Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.-Joan Crawford
  • Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.-Natasha Leggero
  • Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.-George Carlin
  • I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.-Unknown
  • First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.-Honore de Balzac
  • I love you and it’s getting worse.-Joseph E. Morris
  • You call it madness, but I call it love.-Don Byas
  • Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.-Mae West
  • To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.-Oscar Wilde
  • Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.-Woody Allen
  • Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love-Albert Einstein
  • Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.-Jules Renard
  • A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.-Friedrich Nietzsche
  • All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.-Charles Schulz
  • Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.-Lynda Barry
  • A touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.-Plato
  • A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick.-Mary Wilson
  • People should fall in love with their eyes closed.-Andy Warhol
  • Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.-George Burns
  • Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.-Laurell K. Hamilton
  • I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?-Jean Illsley Clarke
  • Love means nothing in tennis, but it’s everything in life.-Author unkown
  • Love, I’ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.-Nicholas Sparks
  • Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitable disappointed.-Albert Einstein
  • I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.-Rita Rudner
  • Love is being stupid together.-Paul Valery
  • Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.-W. Somerset Maugham
  • You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.-Hussein Nishah
  • If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people-Jarod Kintz
  • Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end.-Leo Buscaglia
  • What the world needs are more love and less paper work.-Pearl Bailey
  • The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.-Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
  • Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.-Unknown
  • No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.-Unknown
  • If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.-Chuck Palahniuk
  • I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.-Russell Brand
  • Nothing tastes out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.-Charlie Brown
  • Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.-Franklin P. Jones
  • Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.-Lemony Snicket
  • It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.-Eric Hoffer
  • Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.-Ambrose Bierce
  • People who throw kisses are hopeless lazy.-Bob Hope
  • You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash. -Jarod Kintz
  • Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.-Jerry Seinfeld
  • The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.-G.K. Chesterton

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