Are you looking for funny quotes about life, love, and relationships? If yes then you are in the right place, Take a look at our collection of funny love quotes that will make you laugh.

There are few connections i.e (friends, parents, wife, children, etc) in humans life that is highly connected with their emotions and maintain sensitive values. Among these relations, there is a relation of love that can be expressed in countless ways. One way of showing these cute and lovely emotions with funny love quotes. These jokes then take a form of quotes and used by many couples and lovers. 

Human beings tend to find faults, and that generates overthinking, and stress is the by-product of all. Fun Quotes is help you to learn that take it lightly all your problems and don’t be panic. Some Funny life Quotes show that you don’t need to be serious all the time and what is the importance of each side of life.

Funny love quotes are often seen over the internet nowadays and get high hits from the people on social media sites and other forums and communities. These quotes are not just about the love between couples but these Quotes also express the love between friends and families.

FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LOVE AND MARRIAGE

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor

If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something. Fran Lebowitz

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage…it’s not a word, it’s a sentence. Rodney Dangerfield

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. Albert Einstein

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner

My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor. Elayne Boosler

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Jackie Mason

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Oscar Wilde

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed. Oscar Wilde

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. Woodrow Wyatt

QUOTES ABOUT HAVING FUN AND HUMOR

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. Ethel Barrymore

If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done. Ludwig Wittgenstein

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. Edward de Bono

The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven. Mark Twain

I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells. Dr. Seuss

When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other. Alan Alda

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. Erma Bombeck

And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. Friedrich Nietzsche

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. G.K. Chesterton

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world. George Bernard Shaw

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keep friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment. Greenville Kleisser

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. Isaac Asimov

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. James Thurber

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. James Thurber

Humor is a universal language. Joel Goodman

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. Steven Wright

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’ Steven Wright

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Steven Wright

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THE 50 FUNNY LOVE QUOTES

  1. Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.-Oscar Wilde

  2. I love you as a fat kid loves cake.-Scott Adams

  3. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.-Richard Jeni

  4. Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.-30 Rock

  5. It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.-Lucille Ball

  6. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.-Joan Crawford

  7. Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.-Natasha Leggero

  8. Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.-George Carlin

  9. I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.-Unknown

  10. First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.-Honore de Balzac

  11. I love you and it’s getting worse.-Joseph E. Morris

  12. You call it madness, but I call it love.-Don Byas

  13. Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.-Mae West

  14. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.-Oscar Wilde

  15. Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.-Woody Allen

  16. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love-Albert Einstein

  17. Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.-Jules Renard

  18. A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.-Friedrich Nietzsche

  19. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.-Charles Schulz

  20. Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.-Lynda Barry

  21. A touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.-Plato

  22. A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick.-Mary Wilson

  23. People should fall in love with their eyes closed.-Andy Warhol

  24. Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.-George Burns

  25. Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.-Laurell K. Hamilton

  26. I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?-Jean Illsley Clarke

  27. Love means nothing in tennis, but it’s everything in life.-Author unknown

  28. Love, I’ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.-Nicholas Sparks

  29. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitable disappointed.-Albert Einstein

  30. I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.-Rita Rudner

  31. Love is being stupid together.-Paul Valery

  32. Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.-W. Somerset Maugham

  33. You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.-Hussein Nishah

  34. If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people-Jarod Kintz

  35. Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end.-Leo Buscaglia

  36. What the world needs are more love and less paper work.-Pearl Bailey

  37. The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.-Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

  38. Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.-Unknown

  39. No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.-Unknown

  40. If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.-Chuck Palahniuk

  41. I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.-Russell Brand

  42. Nothing tastes out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.-Charlie Brown

  43. Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.-Franklin P. Jones

  44. Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.-Lemony Snicket

  45. It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.-Eric Hoffer

  46. Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.-Ambrose Bierce

  47. People who throw kisses are hopeless lazy.-Bob Hope

  48. You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash. -Jarod Kintz

  49. Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.-Jerry Seinfeld

  50. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.-G.K. Chesterton

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