Undebatable, Letterkenny is one of the most famous and admirable Canadian sitcom created by Jared Keeso. This Canadian television show Letterkenny is the nickname of Cathedral Town, which is the well-known and largest town in the Donegal country, Ireland.

This show holds the first position in the tidy town competition and got an 8.7 IMDB rating that shows the quality of this show. Letterkenny is full of quick wit, amazing pinches, and one-liner that amaze everyone, and it is all about to paint the life beautifully in a small town. You can learn some new phrases and get some real flavor of comedy that revolves around a small-town lifestyle.

Letterkenny quotes are equally famous as the show, but two things, which are quite fascinating that its dialogue delivery and comic timing. This show won the best writing in a comedy that progress in writing from season one and completed 8 season. 

Letterkenny Shoresy quotes are highly admirable that quite funny as well connect you with life.

Wayne is one of the main characters that covered a lot of quotes and dialogues that make him more appreciable. He acted quite amazingly and delivered the performance at its peak, and gave Letterkenny Wayne quotes for fans to enjoy the best part of his act.

Critics admired the writing of the show because the core value of any show is judged by the writing, and this show is up to the mark at it. Best Letterkenny quotes attract you towards the right value of the show that boosts the joyful moments in your life with comedy dimensions.

Funny Letterkenny quotes

1. “Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” — Wayne

2. “Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” — Wayne

3. “You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.” — Wayne

4. “You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.”  — Daryl

5. “Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” — Squirrelly Dan

6. “If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” — Wayne

7. “Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” — Wayne

8. “Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? — Jonesy

9. “…I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan

10. “You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” — Wayne

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Best Letterkenny Quotes

11. “We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy

12. “Hard no.” — Wayne

13. “Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly

14. “Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone

15. “Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne

16. “Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.” — Wayne

17. “Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jonesy

18. “Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” — Wayne

19. “And I suggest you let that one marinate.” — Wayne

20. “You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” — Wayne

21. “That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.” — Katy

22. “Figure it out!” — Everyone

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Letterkenny Wayne Quotes

23. “Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.” — Wayne

24. “We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” — Coach

25. “If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” — Katy

26. “Here’s a poem. Starlight, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.” — Wayne

27. “It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.” — Wayne

28. “I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud.” — Wayne

29. “Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.” — Katy

30. “You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.” — Squirrelly Dan

31. “Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fuckin’ tire down a hill.” — Wayne

32. “Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!” — Gail

33. “What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” — Wayne

34. “I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.” — Daryl

35. “Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.” — Wayne

36. “You can cross fuck off.” — Wayne

 37. “Fuck you, Shoresy, you’re a terrible fuckin ref!” — Jonesy

38. “Fuck you Shoresy! Put a shirt on.” — Reilly

39. “Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!”  — Squirrelly Dan

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Letterkenny Shoresy Quotes

40. “Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?” — Wayne

41. “You seen a ‘coon havin’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? Fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.” — Wayne

42. “You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.”  — Wayne

43. “Fuck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.” — Reilly

44. “Fuck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly fuck.” — Jonesy

45. “Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.” — Wayne

46. “Fuck you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.” — Jonesy

47. “Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!” — Shoresy

48. “You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.” — Daryl

49. “It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself?”  — Wayne

50. “You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.” — Wayne

Did you enjoy these Letterkenny quotes?

I wouldn’t have guessed that a pair of Canadian siblings running a fruit stand and farm would be so comical!

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